Who's going to be there last week September - first week October?
I'm only asking this because this afternoon Satan (me) went to Eve (Gillie) and sayeth unto her "Lo, the weather is crap, the Tigers lost 4-0 to the Millwall scum, we've got colds, and however much Mythos you buy in Aldis, and how ever hard you chill it, it doesn't taste the same when it's fifteen hundred miles from the Ionian Sea."
And Eve sayeth "So what, you incredibly handsome devil that maketh my knees to tremble at the thought of your satanic snake?"
[Ed: the last bit's not strictly speaking true. She really just said "So?"]
And Satan sayeth unto her "There's a week at Little Prince late September going for £330. What about it?"
Eve, using her best private school voice, sayeth unto Satan "Don't be a prat!," and Satan was sad and hurt and started to walk away when Eve said "You can get two weeks for £346!"
Thus was Satan tempted by Eve, and fell - which is an ironic twist on an old story.
Later, Satan phoned Thomsons and said "If the first week is £330 and the second week is £16, can we just go for the second week?" Some people in call centres have no sense of humour.
So, if any of the faithful are there for that time, let's get together for an evening of drinks, good cheer, and Kumquat marmalade.