Strange Black Dog!!!

[Jimbo]

I want to film this dog in late September early October. I'm getting worried because Tony has not posted for quite a long time, and maybe he's been consumed by the SBD! Terrifying thought! The SBD will now be the Huge Scary Black Dog (HSBD).  As it roams the village, Noula will have to slow down to 80 miles and hour, and Michael will be outside The Little Prince in his plastic apron chucking sizzling steak at it.

Next year it's going to be wall-to-wall Goths. They'll be living in the Spooky Abandoned Building. It's going to be an adventure into terror. I will advise Thomsons to update their brochure accordingly.

[don]

Now Tony hasn't been seen !
The HSBD has been seen !
Tony and the HSBD have never been seen together !
Tonight is a full moon!
Do you know what that means?
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It's thursday and I'm bored      LOL 

[Jimbo]

Don - get a hobby. That's what Thursdays are for.

Once a week I actually pull a cork out instead of undoing the screw top on the vino. Should be in the Help The Aged Keep Your Mind Alive manual.

[tonyco1]

Ahhhhhhh! Glad the full moon is over - back to normal now!

Paula also has a really ugly strange looking dog, bit like the one described, but female and looks
like a cross between a pitbull and a tabby cat, but sooooooo nice and friendly.
It lays outside Margarita's Supermarket, or the Gift shop next door every day.

Rumours persist that it once used to be a black dog who attended the Romanza on cold wispery nights,
not looking for human company, or even human bones, but simply wanting to be liked!
It worked, he was given four pots of Kumquat Jam, and his like-ability factor is now legendary!!
The Kumquat Jam changed him into a her and her coat became a marmalade "Tabby" colour!
one of the Jams now hang around his/her neck, awaiting a miserable person to save.
The emergency treatment for those lost souls is Romanza Jam - just one pot is all that's required,
and from then on  - it's a life of like-ability and happiness!

[Gavlah1973]

Thank god you're ok mate.......thats all I can say!!

I did fear for you (and the black dog!)

[Jimbo]

It lays outside Margarita's Supermarket, or the Gift shop next door every day.

Given that Tony has suggested in other threads that Jules, Don or I may be challenged in the spelling arena, may I ask exactly what it is that the dog lays?

[don]

Don't suppose it's the table?

[Jimbo]

Bloody hell - I wondered why sticking fag packets under the legs didn't work!

[Jules]

The dog near Margaritas was abandoned at the harbour by someone from the Islands and the first person that was nice to him was at Margaritas supermarket and he has stayed there ever since  - so we were told anyway.
There did seem to be lots more dogs roaming the streets this year then there has been for a while - saw a few dog fights as well.

[tonyco1]

That dog is called "Hyena" because it looks like one!! Ugly but very nice!!