well according to jules in another post you are in a wardrobe!
Gary Lineker was a renowned goal hanger............... Are you saying our Tony is a coat hanger? Or alternatively large enough to park an aeroplane in?
I heard she had a double hanger upstairs!! LOL
Does she hang by her feet and only come out at night? Waving a cross made of garlic just in case! 
You seem to fancy a bite!!
That's the worst offer I've had this year!
Exactly - after all - I am told she has gone a bit ''Batty'', and now holidays in Romania.
Bloody Nora?
That my friend - is Stefanos's (Condor) favourite saying - I taught it to him on our first trip and he still says it - try him out -
he will break into a big grin!!