Cerys - if you can advertise so can I!! - - LOL - -

People: - - - -
If luxury is not your cup of tea - my shed in the back garden has been refurbished and is available for £1.50 per night.
It's a delight of dampness, with a rusty camp-bed, and has a great view of the falling British Rain, en-suite bucket available.
Hurry! Limited Availability. *** FREE RAT to first comers!! (but hurry - trap set!)
Failing that - - - and if you're really fussy - - - Corfu may be a better option!!

Actually Cerys - on a more serious note - maybe you should have a new dedicated accommodation advertising section? Now there's a thought!