Disgusting!!

[tonyco1]

Don texted me a few days ago, to alert me to the Daily mail letters page.
Someone photographed and published a notice put up about him by a taverna!! Brilliant!

[tenbeech]

  What a mine of information you are Waspman   What don't you know ? !   Bet you don't know the lottery numbers for next Saturday.

[Waspman]

  What a mine of information you are Waspman   What don't you know ? !   Bet you don't know the lottery numbers for next Saturday.

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[tenbeech]

 I will risk £1 next Saturday with these numbers . If they come up I will meet you in San Stefanos and buy you a meal and drinks . ( Dream on ! ) 

[Teamnickos]

The masseuers are not Chinese (Thai I think?) and all you have to do is say no thanks and they walk on

[Soulie]

They always look like they do a good massage and if you have a bad back I bet it's lovely. Not for me though as not touchy feely person but they never bother us when we say no.

[tonyco1]

The beach masseurs are Chinese, and do a really good massage, at least the slightly chubby female one does.
She speaks very limited English, but you can converse without too much trouble.

I had a back ache last July and trapped nerve from the lower spine - she fixed that and the full massage made me feel great.
I went into a trance like state - different from the beer version as well!!
Linda had the feet and leg massage - she said it was brilliant.

Oh! and no!!! - - - that is to answer Gavlah's & Waspman's certain question - - - No Happy ending!
Try a seedy shack in Thailand for that - - - these are good massages!!

[Jimbo]

I actually witnessed Tony having a massage on the beach.

It happened like this:

The lovely Chinese lady smiled as he agreed to a full-body massage. Tony lay back on the sunbed. At that point, confronted with the enormity of the problem, the Chinese lady made a few frantic calls on her mobile phone, splashed a bit of oil on the summit of the mountain before her, and waited for reinforcements.

Range Rovers slid to a halt on the sandy car park and the elite super-rubber squad ran down the beach to assist in the Great Wall of Cox operation.

He knew nothing of this. Eyes closed, sun-drenched, he was in a distant place, and remained there for some time after the elite strokers departed back to Arillas and Sidari.

These are the true annals of Agios Stephanos, the village that time forgot, then remembered, then decided it was better to forget.

[Soulie]

 

[tenbeech]

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[/Oh Dear   Oh dear  Waspman   Only one number correct !      Looks like the Aston Martin & Ferrari brochures are heading to the bin    ]

[tonyco1]

Thanks Jim, I love a man who is simply not prone to exaggeration - - - -     Seems I took on the Rub squad and won!!
LOL