The solution to all these flight problems is, of course, the evergreen Yorkshire Airlines. See what you're missing out on, Grounded:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQcjanPGqAA&ab_channel=wirrallad12Jet2 is based at Leeds-Bradford. For those who live in benighted regions such as the Antipodes or anywhere in the UK south of Derby - Leeds (where I was born) is in Yorkshire, the greatest and most blessed county of England. Inspired by Yorkshire Airlines, Jet2, however, sensibly changed the livery from blue to a lurid red. This was so that when you chuck up your chicken tikka it blends in better with the décor. They have, however, continued to employ air-crew built like wrestlers, and if you say "Gosh. Jolly good morning" when boarding instead of "Ay oop" you'll never get a drink. And don't order wine whatever you do - the hold is full of Tetley's bitter, and you'd better drink it.
The menu is creative and multi-national. You can get Yorkshire pudding with gravy, Yorkshire pudding with chilli, Yorkshire pudding with limp lettuce. On flights to Greece you can get the delicious gyros special, which is chicken, tsatsika and chips wrapped in Yorkshire pudding.
The world is a big place, but it's not as big as Yorkshire!