Among the more exciting places you can fly to from Teesside is Humberside. Let's face it, the weather in Corfu is not great at the moment, but Eastern will bring you south to taste the unparalleled delights of Grimsby or Hull, where the girls are fair-haired and beautiful, and wear tube-tops and teeny little frocks even in sub-zero temperatures. Want sand and sea? Cleethorpes and Hornsea have a Sahara's worth of sand and the North Sea, which is pretty much like the Ionian on a good day with sunglasses on. What's even better is, you don't have to leave Yorkshire!