Roasted belly and bits Tony!!! I didn't know they did Hog roasts on the beach!!!!!
Do you do Crackling as well??

Love this Sue lol

How can you laugh at this -I was being serious as usual!!
of course they do hog roasts on the beach - (Yes we know you German's have a head start up on the nudie beach).
Bellie-flop a' la crackling rouge'!!! - - -a rather special dish of the day!! crispy Meatballs are extra!!
But it gave me an idea - lets have a "who can turn into crackling the fastest on the beach"!!! competition.
Don will cook slowly as he will be basted with mythos!!
Funnily enough someone said that you girls were a bit of crackling - what could they possibly mean!! LOL