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tonyco1:

--- Quote from: don on May 13, 2009, 02:23:10 AM ---Yes, I know what you mean....... You need Sandra on the subject of women and odour Cologne..... Believe me that is no spelling mistake!!!!

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Linda, because of her job, is an expert on perfume.
She hates cheap or fake stuff and can tell it a mile away!!

Jules:

--- Quote from: tonyco1 on May 13, 2009, 01:49:25 AM ---
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--- Quote from: JULES T on May 11, 2009, 12:04:57 AM ---
--- Quote from: stressed0506 on May 10, 2009, 10:54:34 PM ---not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....

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Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! :o ???

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We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers  -  though - LOL).

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Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!!   And I still have'nt mentioned politicians  or Football managers!

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Politicians - stink worst of all!!

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You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! :(

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Do you work in a farmers market?

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That would probably be better than some of our ones.

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What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink?????

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Just get lots of drivers in . Lots don't smell but beleive me lots do .

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You should try my office.............. It's that bad you want to amputate your nose and then some clown lets the public in!!!

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I have two  really fragrant members of staff, out of 130, (Names changed to protect the guilty),
The fragrant Gemma *******, who thinks washing is a mission, her lank dead hair looks like she has crutch wax in it,
and Richard ********, who never changes his uniform & smells like a body bag after 2 weeks in the hot sun!!
Most are pretty good, a few smell like a pub ashtray the day after!!
We also have one guy that bathes in market stall aftershave and smells like a hookers handbag!!

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Err explain - does Linda know you know of such things lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zoe:
roy comes home smelling off cow he works in the vets but goes from farm to farm he is a bovine chiropodist (had to get the dictionary out for that one) or cows foot trimmer

don:

--- Quote from: zoe on May 13, 2009, 06:50:48 PM ---roy comes home smelling off cow he works in the vets but goes from farm to farm he is a bovine chiropodist (had to get the dictionary out for that one) or cows foot trimmer

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Brilliant, not had Cow Heel for years!

tonyco1:

--- Quote from: don on May 13, 2009, 10:55:43 PM ---
--- Quote from: zoe on May 13, 2009, 06:50:48 PM ---roy comes home smelling off cow he works in the vets but goes from farm to farm he is a bovine chiropodist (had to get the dictionary out for that one) or cows foot trimmer

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Brilliant, not had Cow Heel for years!

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Now thats what you call nail clippings!!! - What a different Job!!! Aftershave - by John Bull!!

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