What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)

[don]

I am easily spotted. I am usually the one in a YELLOW shirt! Sandals,  no socks and none of them either

[tonyco1]

I could have sworn you were Ali-D!!!

[don]

No Alleys in San Stef! Not D alley or D other alley! Not even Muhammed Alley?

[tonyco1]

I am told that you were in fact singing (yes singing) after a few pints,
the famous song "Sally", as in Sally - Salley - lead me up the Alley,
Lead me up the Alley-D!! Vera Lynn was always your favourite!!

[don]

If you ever heard me talk you'd not wish to hear me sing. Basso Profundo (not to be confused with John Profumo) is way too high pitched!

[Jules]

Please guys no singing allowed. Rain not wanted this week as well as the cold cold snow.!

[tonyco1]

How about of howling then - AaaaWooooo!!

[don]

As long as the Snow stays in Cheshire we'll be ok! Think we'd better close the border to keep it out of our county!

[Jules]

Have you got snow tonight . I heard Midlands area getting a good dolloping tonight.If so do not send it North. Can definitely do without it lol!!!

[don]

We were forecasted to receive from 11.00pm tonight. This is 23.10 and it is so spectacular as far as starry nights go  we can hear Don McLean! So no Snow here. Did listen to Auntie Beeb though and recall "No hurricanes tonight" just before half of southern England was blown out of Europe

[Jules]

All we got was a few flurries thank goodness.

[don]

So fashion wise Jules will be wearing a few FLURRIES ! Bet that looks good in a stiff breeze!

[Jules]

Ooh Don you are awful but I like you - to use a well known phrase.lol!!

[tonyco1]

We had heavy snow last monday - expected again last night, but we got away with it - mainly sleet.
I only had two staff pull out today, who lived in luton where they had about 6-8 inches of snow.
Not quite San Stefanos.
So did the snow queens put on their day-glo ski suits (or was that Don?).

[don]

I would just like to say how rough it is having 3 of you "bitching" at me....Howls of laughter! I'll have you know I look a gentleman of the highest decorum and am a picture of sartorial elegance when I partake of my chosen profession! Always in the brightest black from head to toe. In my line of work I don't wish to look more lifelike than my customers.... I will have to try this look in San Stef.......................Wouldn't it be good idea if all dressed for work while on holiday. We could all watch the Traffic Warden itching to ticket the cars outside the Condor, the GP dying to stick his stethoscope on all the beach bums... Sorry chests! The undertaker measuring everyone up as he strolls along the beach, the teacher itching to cane anyone bending down. Now is that some poor beggar swatting wasps or some bookies Tic-Tac man signalling the odds as they race for the best spot round the pool!