What will be the New Fashion Leader on the Beach '09 ::)

[SueLa]

Would I Don, you would melt in the sun

[tonyco1]

Could Don actually be Lord Lucan?
TonyC

[SueLa]

Now that you mention it Tony he does look familiar

[don]

Jude has just informed me that Sue has invested in a lime green leather catsuit and day-glo yellow clogs for perambulating up and down San Stefs main street in August 2009. Beside that she has adopted the chav look of football shirt, NY baseball cap and a Bench hoodie worn over gold lame hotpants and Burberry Doc Martins.... I can see her now .... WOW 

[tonyco1]

Jude has just informed me that Sue has invested in a lime green leather catsuit and day-glo yellow clogs for perambulating up and down San Stefs main street in August 2009. Beside that she has adopted the chav look of football shirt, NY baseball cap and a Bench hoodie worn over gold lame hotpants and Burberry Doc Martins.... I can see her now .... WOW 

Don - you have a fertile imagination - I can see all the readers of this forum dribbling at the thought - Can I have some of what you have been drinking?
Also what is the chance of Sue posting a picture posing in "SAID" gear, or is she too busy shopping at the kinky boot factory?
San Stef will be interesting this year I think!!
My Linda was wondering if you will you be wearing your leather studded Leaderhosen and Yellow Wellies this year?
TonyC

[SueLa]

And you will miss me Don !!!!!

By the way it's the catsuit that is day-glow

Tony:  the worry is this is when Don is not drinking!!!!!

[don]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH !!!! SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE !!!!  When you stick the knife in you really twist it as well.............Me drink? I've been teetotal all day !!!!

[tonyco1]

And you will miss me Don !!!!!

By the way it's the catsuit that is day-glow

Tony:  the worry is this is when Don is not drinking!!!!!

Would that be your catsuit or Don's?
You know Don - the one who doesn't drink - ahem!!!

[SueLa]

Don & I could go for matching Mankini and Catsuit that would get the locals talking and Sandra and John disowning us.

If they haven't allready

[tonyco1]

Are you taking any advertising? - you know like the F1 racing teams? or Beckham?

[don]

Could always walk round in a football shirt and pay to give free advertising to some grasping multi-national or never heard of parochial company.. No ... Do nowt unless there is a profit for me LOL..... Listen to a song called "This notes for you!" it covers advertising brilliantly.
I do though wear sun glasses with don on one lens and Jules/Sue on the other!!!

[tonyco1]

So reading between the lines - - -are you saying that because your Mankini will just have a rather small pouch,
that the only room for advertising will be on the large eyeball retarder sunglasses?
And Sue will be advertising for England on the rather bright & loud catsuit!! - or did I get this wrong?

[SueLa]

Do you think if I get Easyjet (no comments please) to advertise on my catsuit I might get free flights

[tonyco1]

Hmmm! Hard not to comment of course -
We all hope you get the easyjet marketing contract on your (colour change) fluorescent ORANGE catsuit,
not only can you get us free flights as well - we can all boast that we are very good friends of "easysue"!!

[don]

Sue, you walked into that one. You really should have seen it coming.

Back on disguises... I have had to cover someone else's diaries at work this week. One of the customers was recently let go from working as a CCTV operator. After 10 minutes they said "you're not Janet?" Points being 1) I probably look butch 2) My disguise wasn't up to much 3) I can't apply make up 4) My voice is too deep 3) They really weren't very observant and should never have been in that job in the first place. .. No, I didn't employ them.