not sure about alliteration.. but sounds libelous and jules might sue....
Know any good lawyers lol!!!!!!!!! 
We are good Lawyers!! LOL!! (Not such good liars as regular Lawyers - though - LOL).
Hey! we are more honest than Estate Agents though!! And I still have'nt mentioned politicians or Football managers!
Politicians - stink worst of all!!
You've not smelt some of the people who come into our office. We actually have a sniff test. lol!!!! 
Do you work in a farmers market?
That would probably be better than some of our ones.
What kind of office do you work in that causes such a stink??
Just get lots of drivers in . Lots don't smell but beleive me lots do .
You should try my office.............. It's that bad you want to amputate your nose and then some clown lets the public in!!!
I have two really fragrant members of staff, out of 130, (Names changed to protect the guilty),
The fragrant Gemma *******, who thinks washing is a mission, her lank dead hair looks like she has crutch wax in it,
and Richard ********, who never changes his uniform & smells like a body bag after 2 weeks in the hot sun!!
Most are pretty good, a few smell like a pub ashtray the day after!!
We also have one guy that bathes in market stall aftershave and smells like a hookers handbag!!
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