I could go as your photographer!!
I like to make a San Stefanos Beach Beasties Calendar every year, (last 3 years now).
Does anyone else do this or am I just a bit odd!!
On the bright side with so many obvious targets - it greatly amuses my circle of friends.
Sorry Don, Jules and Sue - your'e just not dreadful enough to make the calendar!!
Isn't it good that there is always someone much worse than you on every beach!!
I got a brilliant picture last year of some old boy walking around the beach in his airtex vest, socks, and Y-fronts - still makes us laugh!!
(yes he was German I believe - they have a different outlook to us on changing on the beach).