What size suitcase

[don]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

[tonyco1]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

[don]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

[Jules]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

[tonyco1]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

Ah!! I see - - - You mean - I am "Nott" going to buy a new case.
I am "Nott" from Yorkshire - - - I am "Nott" younger than Tony!! I am a "Nott-y" Girl!!!

[don]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

Ah!! I see - - - You mean - I am "Nott" going to buy a new case.
I am "Nott" from Yorkshire - - - I am "Nott" younger than Tony!! I am a "Nott-y" Girl!!!

And that is the origin of the phrase "Naughty Girl!" Cheers Tony!

[tonyco1]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

Ah!! I see - - - You mean - I am "Nott" going to buy a new case.
I am "Nott" from Yorkshire - - - I am "Nott" younger than Tony!! I am a "Nott-y" Girl!!!

And that is the origin of the phrase "Naughty Girl!" Cheers Tony!

Of Course - after all - she is no Maid Marion!!

[don]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

Ah!! I see - - - You mean - I am "Nott" going to buy a new case.
I am "Nott" from Yorkshire - - - I am "Nott" younger than Tony!! I am a "Nott-y" Girl!!!

And that is the origin of the phrase "Naughty Girl!" Cheers Tony!

Of Course - after all - she is no Maid Marion!!

Made somewhere - But who wants to take the credit! 

[tonyco1]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

Ah!! I see - - - You mean - I am "Nott" going to buy a new case.
I am "Nott" from Yorkshire - - - I am "Nott" younger than Tony!! I am a "Nott-y" Girl!!!

And that is the origin of the phrase "Naughty Girl!" Cheers Tony!

Of Course - after all - she is no Maid Marion!!

Made somewhere - But who wants to take the credit! 

No  takers it seems!!

[Jules]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

Ah!! I see - - - You mean - I am "Nott" going to buy a new case.
I am "Nott" from Yorkshire - - - I am "Nott" younger than Tony!! I am a "Nott-y" Girl!!!

And that is the origin of the phrase "Naughty Girl!" Cheers Tony!

Of Course - after all - she is no Maid Marion!!

Made somewhere - But who wants to take the credit! 

No  takers it seems!!

Not made  - I was created lol!!!

[tonyco1]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

Ah!! I see - - - You mean - I am "Nott" going to buy a new case.
I am "Nott" from Yorkshire - - - I am "Nott" younger than Tony!! I am a "Nott-y" Girl!!!

And that is the origin of the phrase "Naughty Girl!" Cheers Tony!

Of Course - after all - she is no Maid Marion!!

Made somewhere - But who wants to take the credit! 

No  takers it seems!!

Not made  - I was created lol!!!

Talk about "Big yourself up Jules", I think that was Eve!! (or Don maybe!!).

[don]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

Ah!! I see - - - You mean - I am "Nott" going to buy a new case.
I am "Nott" from Yorkshire - - - I am "Nott" younger than Tony!! I am a "Nott-y" Girl!!!

And that is the origin of the phrase "Naughty Girl!" Cheers Tony!

Of Course - after all - she is no Maid Marion!!

Made somewhere - But who wants to take the credit! 

No  takers it seems!!

Not made  - I was created lol!!!

Talk about "Big yourself up Jules", I think that was Eve!! (or Don maybe!!).

Meat and 2 veg!..................... or......... Cocktail sausage and 2 peas??    Suitcase or lunch box?

[tonyco1]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

Ah!! I see - - - You mean - I am "Nott" going to buy a new case.
I am "Nott" from Yorkshire - - - I am "Nott" younger than Tony!! I am a "Nott-y" Girl!!!

And that is the origin of the phrase "Naughty Girl!" Cheers Tony!

Of Course - after all - she is no Maid Marion!!

Made somewhere - But who wants to take the credit! 

No  takers it seems!!

Not made  - I was created lol!!!

Talk about "Big yourself up Jules", I think that was Eve!! (or Don maybe!!).

Meat and 2 veg!..................... or......... Cocktail sausage and 2 peas??    Suitcase or lunch box?

Don - Baby! - you seem quite pre-occupied with lunchboxes lately!! Something you wish to come-out - - with?

[Jules]

Jules................... Just back-tracking through the posts on this thread and am intrigued............ You say you are sticking to your old cases! ................. Isn't that natures way of saying they need replacing! It would be a bit embarrassing if they stuck to the carousel ! Please explain this phenomenon Tonyco1?

Of course Professor Don, Allow me: Attention Class!!
Scientists have proved for many years that as cases wear, too many stilletto heels poking against the inner case lining, cause a reaction
which produces a type of exterior [tech-term] "case-ual" Fluffing. This then attracts sweat globuals from the shoe lining, also from the under-arm and combined with any anal secretions picked up from rubbing against seating in passing or from being sat on while in the queue,
while [tech-term] "gagging" for the toilet from that last meal of Gyros.

This forms as a sticky substance over the case exterior, know as creeping caligraphic bonding!
Now add the final element of heat from that last day in a hot airport and you have active adhesion in it's crudest form.
Even a sniffer dog will steer clear as the Sticky facor increases until of super-glue proportions.
This is why cases go astray and some owners stick to their old cases!!
I hope that explains it fully!!

Don't think I'll sleep for laughing at that. Cheered me up no end!

Likewise with some of your quotes!!! The site has to have a little light relief as well as help and Q&A's.
But - in Jules case (pardon the pun), I think she's stuck!!

Thought you'd swallowed a dictionary then Tony

Just in case she is stuck we could start a "Free the Jules 1 campaign!" We could always echo the Blair/Deirdre fiasco! No Brown/Julie fiasco somehow doesn't ring true!

Yes - Jules is in for a sticky time - dragging that old suitcase through the airport, stuck tight to her derrière, bonded by you know what! - - - - Jules - time to buy new!!

Think she must be a Yorkshire lass. Anyone else would buy new cases. Strange folk are Yorkshire folk! Who else would batter puddings?

Not a Yorkshire Lass but my paternal grandfather was a Yorkshire man. Me I'm from good old Nottinghamshire.

Ah!! I see - - - You mean - I am "Nott" going to buy a new case.
I am "Nott" from Yorkshire - - - I am "Nott" younger than Tony!! I am a "Nott-y" Girl!!!

And that is the origin of the phrase "Naughty Girl!" Cheers Tony!

Of Course - after all - she is no Maid Marion!!

Made somewhere - But who wants to take the credit! 

No  takers it seems!!

Not made  - I was created lol!!!

Talk about "Big yourself up Jules", I think that was Eve!! (or Don maybe!!).

Meat and 2 veg!..................... or......... Cocktail sausage and 2 peas??    Suitcase or lunch box?

Don - Baby! - you seem quite pre-occupied with lunchboxes lately!! Something you wish to come-out - - with?

Maybe his middle name is Linford lol!!!

[tonyco1]

If you check out another Post - you will realise that Don is known as WOBBIN!!