Yiannis Grill

[don]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

[tonyco1]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

[don]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

[tonyco1]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

You keep your Ruber Duck in "Hand" and don't be so Daff!!

[don]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

You keep your Ruber Duck in "Hand" and don't be so Daff!!

RUBER? TYPO ALERT

[tonyco1]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

You keep your Rubber Duck in "Hand" and don't be so Daff!!

RUBER? TYPO ALERT

Oh No - -I've caught Jules Spell-Flu!!

[don]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

You keep your Rubber Duck in "Hand" and don't be so Daff!!

RUBER? TYPO ALERT

Oh No - -I've caught Jules Spell-Flu!!

And the good Doctor suggests a good dosing with MYTHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tonyco1]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

You keep your Rubber Duck in "Hand" and don't be so Daff!!

RUBER? TYPO ALERT

Oh No - -I've caught Jules Spell-Flu!!

And the good Doctor suggests a good dosing with MYTHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor - I promise to take my medicine!

[Jules]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

You keep your Rubber Duck in "Hand" and don't be so Daff!!

RUBER? TYPO ALERT

Oh No - -I've caught Jules Spell-Flu!!

And the good Doctor suggests a good dosing with MYTHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor - I promise to take my medicine!

An armful and a legful sounds about right

[don]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

You keep your Rubber Duck in "Hand" and don't be so Daff!!

RUBER? TYPO ALERT

Oh No - -I've caught Jules Spell-Flu!!

And the good Doctor suggests a good dosing with MYTHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor - I promise to take my medicine!

An armful and a legful sounds about right

A LEGLESS sounds alright by me!

[tonyco1]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

You keep your Rubber Duck in "Hand" and don't be so Daff!!

RUBER? TYPO ALERT

Oh No - -I've caught Jules Spell-Flu!!

And the good Doctor suggests a good dosing with MYTHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor - I promise to take my medicine!

An armful and a legful sounds about right

A LEGLESS sounds alright by me!

Yes - by which time I'll go into to the Supermarket and ask for a pack of 3 ''Ru-bers''!!
Then - -the whole process starts again - - Ruber Ruber Ruber!!! Could that be short for Rubenstien, or plain Ruben!! LOL

[don]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

You keep your Rubber Duck in "Hand" and don't be so Daff!!

RUBER? TYPO ALERT

Oh No - -I've caught Jules Spell-Flu!!

And the good Doctor suggests a good dosing with MYTHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor - I promise to take my medicine!

An armful and a legful sounds about right

A LEGLESS sounds alright by me!

Yes - by which time I'll go into to the Supermarket and ask for a pack of 3 ''Ru-bers''!!
Then - -the whole process starts again - - Ruber Ruber Ruber!!! Could that be short for Rubenstien, or plain Ruben!! LOL

OR rub my Rhythm  Stick as Ian Dury sang to my deaf left ear!

[tonyco1]

Personally think august not too bad. I love kids but I couldn't eat a whole one!! Tried it curried in West Indies and ate some with Cous Cous in Tunisia!

Yes - we heard you loved to eat certain things!!

Only meat from land sea or air, fruit & Veg............. Then stuff grown in the ground..... Anything basically!

So it's a case of See Meat and eat it, & air it later as you land it in the loo!! LOL

And there was me expecting the old seafood one....... I see food and I eat it!!!!!!!!!

This is the 2009 version!!

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The 60+ version no wonder Jules and I didn't understand it LOL

No wonder I didn't know what he was referring to. It must be an old fogey thing

I'm glad you called him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he'll be surprised to find I'm actually the shyest, quietest person he's ever met?

If a person of that description turned up he would know it wasn't you lol!!!!!!!!!!

What a poor memory you have!!!!!!!!!!! You have such a DIM opinion of me!!!!!!!!!!

Jules - definately not an old fogey - that's not in MY 'c.v.'!! - and you will find it hard to keep up with me - baby!!
Don - Jules can confirm her opinion of you as a bit DIM - (Dodgey, Incandescent, Madman)!!

Thought it was a Demented Innuendo Monger

Well the Monger bit seems to fit!! LOL

Sandra said that you would say that!!

Better still a Minger 
[/quote

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Jules....... That's it I won't come and see you this year either... So There!!!!

That was a real broadside - you sunk Don that time!! LOL

Hell........There's Tony Carioli and the Crown Jewels playing battleships and all I've got is a blasted rubber Duck named Daffy!!!!!!!!! Ain't life a *itch?   Ruddy Mozzies!!!

You keep your Rubber Duck in "Hand" and don't be so Daff!!

RUBER? TYPO ALERT

Oh No - -I've caught Jules Spell-Flu!!

And the good Doctor suggests a good dosing with MYTHOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor - I promise to take my medicine!

An armful and a legful sounds about right

A LEGLESS sounds alright by me!

Yes - by which time I'll go into to the Supermarket and ask for a pack of 3 ''Ru-bers''!!
Then - -the whole process starts again - - Ruber Ruber Ruber!!! Could that be short for Rubenstien, or plain Ruben!! LOL

OR rub my Rhythm  Stick as Ian Dury sang to my deaf left ear!

I think it was hit me not rub-er me!! LOL