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tonyco1:
Ok - I know you were waiting for this -
The new Holiday Film on San Stefanos, is called "One flu over the halals nest",
a film dedicated to B L T's, sweet & sour, and sausages!!
A bit like the Blair witch project, it was filmed on the nudie beach with Jules Camcorder and features scenes unfit for children to watch.
Scene's of flagellation, as Peter, Don and Zimmer are rounded up by the "Force" (Sue, Jules, stressed and Zoe),
and whipped soundly with strings of sausages, until their goose (or Hog-roast) was cooked, while simmering on a sunbed.
Cries of "don't stop", "More-more-more" from the boys, whilst coughing germs the size of cooked hams,
in the direction of italy and Sidari. Meanwhile a Game of "Back-Gammon", in full swing, and the rest of us in face-masks, playing ''will the real Michael Jackson'' please stand up!!
All this and more - on channel 4!!

don:
The news in brief from Corfu

In Sidari the Three PIGS has been quarantined! Probably in vain as no tourists been there in the last 6 months. Unfortunately the big bad wolf caught flu from the Three PIGS and blew their house down. Not with a huff and a puff (no homophobia or pigophobia intended),  but with an almighty Sneeze!
Further round the coast In little San Stefanos the Condor bar has at last found out that Elvis is dead. A shock to the poor Greeks I know. They have though managed , for the older generation - Yes Tony And Chris I mean you! - HOGGY Carmichael who will be accompanied on the HAMmond organ while performing a selection from PORKY and Bess!
At the top of the hill the RoHAMza is reeling after losing a few of their staff. The owners now admit to being HAMstrung.
In Corfu Town itself the Cricket pitch is looking ahead to a bright future. There will be an exhibition match played by teams run by that West Indies legend RoHAM Kanhai and David Gower late of HAMpshire and England.
Well that looks to be the end of the news as my HAMbulance has just arrived!

Colin:

--- Quote from: don on May 04, 2009, 11:52:04 AM ---The news in brief from Corfu

In Sidari the Three PIGS has been quarantined! Probably in vain as no tourists been there in the last 6 months. Unfortunately the big bad wolf caught flu from the Three PIGS and blew their house down. Not with a huff and a puff (no homophobia or pigophobia intended),  but with an almighty Sneeze!
Further round the coast In little San Stefanos the Condor bar has at last found out that Elvis is dead. A shock to the poor Greeks I know. They have though managed , for the older generation - Yes Tony And Chris I mean you! - HOGGY Carmichael who will be accompanied on the HAMmond organ while performing a selection from PORKY and Bess!
At the top of the hill the RoHAMza is reeling after losing a few of their staff. The owners now admit to being HAMstrung.
In Corfu Town itself the Cricket pitch is looking ahead to a bright future. There will be an exhibition match played by teams run by that West Indies legend RoHAM Kanhai and David Gower late of HAMpshire and England.
Well that looks to be the end of the news as my HAMbulance has just arrived!

--- End quote ---

I think that there will be one or two DurHAM players on show too Don. Steve HAMison perhaps?
When I woke up this morning I thought I had pig Flu, owing to the fact I had a 'Rasher' on my forehead!

LILOLIL:
Well what can I say... this is great fun i thought I was the nutty one.Don I think an HAMBULANCE is the order of the day for you.xx

LILOLIL:
Pinky and Perky can be seen on the beach Capt Nikos has said he will take them paragliding, then we will see PIGS FLY!!!!!They hope the weather is fine because they are only in San Stefanos for a Weeeeeeek!!

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