News from Local Churches

[Belgianram]

Not on topic, so apologies.
Some priceless remarks though

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Ghandi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey, Goosey?

THE WEAKEST LINK
Anne Robinson: In traffic, what "J" is where two roads meet?
Contestant: Jool carriageway.

Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
Contestant: Bombay.

Anne Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
Contestant: Crocodiles.
Anne Robinson: Wh...?
Contestant (interrupting): Pass!

Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling entertainers or chocolate salesmen?
Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.

Anne Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
Contestant: (long pause) Joe?

Anne Robinson: Who was a famous Indian leader, whose name begins with G, revered by millions, who was assassinated and received a state funeral?
Contestant: Geronimo!

NATIONAL LOTTERY JET SET
Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW, BBC BRISTOL
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Caller: Japan.
Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.
Caller: Er... Mexico?

FAMILY FORTUNES
1. Something a blind man might use? - A Sword.
2. A song with the word Moon in the title? - Blue Suede Moon.
3. Name the capital of France? - F.
4. Name a bird with a long Neck? - Naomi Campbell.
5. Name an occupation where you might need a torch? - A burglar.
6. Where is the Taj Mahal? - Opposite the Dental Hospital.
7. What is Hitler's first name? - Heil.
8. A famous Scotsman? - Jock.
9. Some famous brothers? - Bonnie and Clyde.
10. A dangerous race? - The Arabs.
11. Something that floats in a bath? - Water.
12. An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? - A horse.
13. Something you wear on a beach? - A deckchair.
14. A famous Royal? - Mail.
15. Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? - A bicycle with wings.
16. A famous bridge? - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters.
17. Something a cat does? - Goes to the toilet.
18. Something you do in the bathroom? - Decorate.
19. A method of securing your home? - Put the kettle on.
20. Something associated with pigs? - The Police.
21. A sign of the Zodiac? - April.
22. Something people might be allergic to? - Skiing.
23. Something you do before you go to bed? - Sleep.
24. Something you put on walls? - A roof.
25. Something slippery? - A conman.
26. A kind of ache? - A fillet of fish.
27. A jacket potato topping? - Jam.
28. A food that can be brown or white? - A potato.
29. Something sold by gypsies? - Bananas.
30. Something red? - My sweater.

RADIO LINCS PHONE-IN
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.

STEVE WRIGHT SHOW, RADIO 2
Wright: On which continent would you find the River Danube?
Contestant: India.

Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?
Contestant: Espresso.

Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
Contestant: Sydney.

THIS MORNING
Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or false?
Contestant: True?
Judy Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV show,so I'll give you that.

BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

BOB HOPE BIRTHDAY QUIZ, LBC
Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons?
Contestant: Four.

BBC GMR, PHIL WOOD SHOW
Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er...
Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...
Contestant: Blimey?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
Contestant: Walked?

DARYL'S DRIVETIME, VIRGIN RADIO
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?
Daryl Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
Daryl Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
Contestant: No.

[tonyco1]

whenever i have been in there has been no-one there but i do cover up. There are votive candles if you want to light one. It really is worth a look. I don't know if ts always open but every time i have been there it has been open.

Thanks Stressed - yes to candles and a donation.
Respect should be shown and cover up a little - otherwise all welcome!!

OK
Glad about the candles - I want to light one this year for my Mum 

Linda does that as well!!

But - don't forget - All the nice girls love a candle! - or was that a sailor?? LOL

Probably nun of those!

Where is your Avatar Pic - is that Stamatis Apts?

Got it in one.... That's an idea, we could start a guess where's the avatar comp!

I note that the Avatars were never re-enabled!!