On the subject of frogs......... Just what do our Gallic neighbours do with the rest of them?
Ah my petit Ami, having removed ze legs (which incidentaly are similar to ze chicken ones),
Zey stick ze frogs head onto ze windscreen like a "sucker" and use ze backside as a cigarette holder for smoking when driving!
I do not smoke myself but am told ze french love ze enhanced flavour!!
or
Sometimes zey sell zem as party pieces!
Zey blow into ze backzide and ze long tongue flicks out with a rrrriiiivvvvveeeettttttt noise -
all ze kids laugh and you do zis thing again & again! Ze french are easily amused!! See how zey laugh when zey block ze channel tunnel!