The 2000 Club

[don]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

[tonyco1]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

[Jules]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

[don]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

[Jules]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

[don]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring? 

[Jules]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring? 

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

[don]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring? 

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

Sounds like he has my humour........Silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Jules]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring? 

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

Sounds like he has my humour........Silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I would say you both have a similar sense of humour - weird!!!!!!!!!!!!

[don]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring? 

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

Sounds like he has my humour........Silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I would say you both have a similar sense of humour - weird!!!!!!!!!!!!

No weirder than yours xxxx

[tonyco1]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring?  

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

Sounds like he has my humour........Silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I would say you both have a similar sense of humour - weird!!!!!!!!!!!!

No weirder than yours xxxx

You lot are so bad - well I am certainly not likely to be described as small!!
I am 5'11'' Tall (pretty average these days), and prob that around the belly as well!! LOL
Wrinkly - not very!! a few laughter lines around the eyes (don't look close)!!
Grey - how hurtful!! maybe a different shade of blonde would work!!
Funny how some men are in their 50's - 60's and don't have a grey hair on their head - just how do you ''manage it'' DON!! LOL

Now the picture in my mind of Don is that of a retired micro-jockey, still suffering from that last time the horse tossed him off,
(from the saddle to the ground of course)!!  - - jet black hair thats greased back (not a grey in sight), and living inside Sandra's handbag, never paying for a round!  Only surfacing for an occasional sizzling steak and a mythos!! LOL!!!!!

Jules is the San Stefanos Bunny Boiler stalking men along the high street, while wearing hi-vi green commando bikini top and shorts, complimented by Dr Martins Boots!! Often referred to as "Wonder Woman" - ('cos you'll wonder if she really is)!! LOL

[Jules]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring?  

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

Sounds like he has my humour........Silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I would say you both have a similar sense of humour - weird!!!!!!!!!!!!

No weirder than yours xxxx

You lot are so bad - well I am certainly not likely to be described as small!!
I am 5'11'' Tall (pretty average these days), and prob that around the belly as well!! LOL
Wrinkly - not very!! a few laughter lines around the eyes (don't look close)!!
Grey - how hurtful!! maybe a different shade of blonde would work!!
Funny how some men are in their 50's - 60's and don't have a grey hair on their head - just how do you ''manage it'' DON!! LOL

Now the picture in my mind of Don is that of a retired micro-jockey, still suffering from that last time the horse tossed him off,
(from the saddle to the ground of course)!!  - - jet black hair thats greased back (not a grey in sight), and living inside Sandra's handbag, never paying for a round!  Only surfacing for an occasional sizzling steak and a mythos!! LOL!!!!!

Jules is the San Stefanos Bunny Boiler stalking men along the high street, while wearing hi-vi green commando bikini top and shorts, complimented by Dr Martins Boots!! Often referred to as "Wonder Woman" - ('cos you'll wonder if she really is)!! LOL

You are so lucky you have hair  - whatever colour it is. Some men much younger than you don't even have enough for a comb over lol!!

[tonyco1]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring?  

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

Sounds like he has my humour........Silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I would say you both have a similar sense of humour - weird!!!!!!!!!!!!

No weirder than yours xxxx

You lot are so bad - well I am certainly not likely to be described as small!!
I am 5'11'' Tall (pretty average these days), and prob that around the belly as well!! LOL
Wrinkly - not very!! a few laughter lines around the eyes (don't look close)!!
Grey - how hurtful!! maybe a different shade of blonde would work!!
Funny how some men are in their 50's - 60's and don't have a grey hair on their head - just how do you ''manage it'' DON!! LOL

Now the picture in my mind of Don is that of a retired micro-jockey, still suffering from that last time the horse tossed him off,
(from the saddle to the ground of course)!!  - - jet black hair thats greased back (not a grey in sight), and living inside Sandra's handbag, never paying for a round!  Only surfacing for an occasional sizzling steak and a mythos!! LOL!!!!!

Jules is the San Stefanos Bunny Boiler stalking men along the high street, while wearing hi-vi green commando bikini top and shorts, complimented by Dr Martins Boots!! Often referred to as "Wonder Woman" - ('cos you'll wonder if she really is)!! LOL

You are so lucky you have hair  - whatever colour it is. Some men much younger than you don't even have enough for a comb over lol!!

One of the best holiday people watching skills is:
Spot the Comb-over!!
Spot the Toupee'
Spot the Grot

[Jules]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring?  

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

Sounds like he has my humour........Silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I would say you both have a similar sense of humour - weird!!!!!!!!!!!!

No weirder than yours xxxx

You lot are so bad - well I am certainly not likely to be described as small!!
I am 5'11'' Tall (pretty average these days), and prob that around the belly as well!! LOL
Wrinkly - not very!! a few laughter lines around the eyes (don't look close)!!
Grey - how hurtful!! maybe a different shade of blonde would work!!
Funny how some men are in their 50's - 60's and don't have a grey hair on their head - just how do you ''manage it'' DON!! LOL

Now the picture in my mind of Don is that of a retired micro-jockey, still suffering from that last time the horse tossed him off,
(from the saddle to the ground of course)!!  - - jet black hair thats greased back (not a grey in sight), and living inside Sandra's handbag, never paying for a round!  Only surfacing for an occasional sizzling steak and a mythos!! LOL!!!!!

Jules is the San Stefanos Bunny Boiler stalking men along the high street, while wearing hi-vi green commando bikini top and shorts, complimented by Dr Martins Boots!! Often referred to as "Wonder Woman" - ('cos you'll wonder if she really is)!! LOL

You are so lucky you have hair  - whatever colour it is. Some men much younger than you don't even have enough for a comb over lol!!

One of the best holiday people watching skills is:
Spot the Comb-over!!
Spot the Toupee'
Spot the Grot

And then making a name up for them and that is what you refer to them as for the holiday duration lol!!!!

[tonyco1]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring?  

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

Sounds like he has my humour........Silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I would say you both have a similar sense of humour - weird!!!!!!!!!!!!

No weirder than yours xxxx

You lot are so bad - well I am certainly not likely to be described as small!!
I am 5'11'' Tall (pretty average these days), and prob that around the belly as well!! LOL
Wrinkly - not very!! a few laughter lines around the eyes (don't look close)!!
Grey - how hurtful!! maybe a different shade of blonde would work!!
Funny how some men are in their 50's - 60's and don't have a grey hair on their head - just how do you ''manage it'' DON!! LOL

Now the picture in my mind of Don is that of a retired micro-jockey, still suffering from that last time the horse tossed him off,
(from the saddle to the ground of course)!!  - - jet black hair thats greased back (not a grey in sight), and living inside Sandra's handbag, never paying for a round!  Only surfacing for an occasional sizzling steak and a mythos!! LOL!!!!!

Jules is the San Stefanos Bunny Boiler stalking men along the high street, while wearing hi-vi green commando bikini top and shorts, complimented by Dr Martins Boots!! Often referred to as "Wonder Woman" - ('cos you'll wonder if she really is)!! LOL

You are so lucky you have hair  - whatever colour it is. Some men much younger than you don't even have enough for a comb over lol!!

One of the best holiday people watching skills is:
Spot the Comb-over!!
Spot the Toupee'
Spot the Grot

And then making a name up for them and that is what you refer to them as for the holiday duration lol!!!!

Yes !!! LOL = we do exactly the same !! LOL