The 2000 Club

[don]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring?  

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

Sounds like he has my humour........Silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I would say you both have a similar sense of humour - weird!!!!!!!!!!!!

No weirder than yours xxxx

You lot are so bad - well I am certainly not likely to be described as small!!
I am 5'11'' Tall (pretty average these days), and prob that around the belly as well!! LOL
Wrinkly - not very!! a few laughter lines around the eyes (don't look close)!!
Grey - how hurtful!! maybe a different shade of blonde would work!!
Funny how some men are in their 50's - 60's and don't have a grey hair on their head - just how do you ''manage it'' DON!! LOL

Now the picture in my mind of Don is that of a retired micro-jockey, still suffering from that last time the horse tossed him off,??
(from the saddle to the ground of course)!!  - - jet black hair thats greased back (not a grey in sight), and living inside Sandra's handbag, never paying for a round!  Only surfacing for an occasional sizzling steak and a mythos!! LOL!!!!!

Jules is the San Stefanos Bunny Boiler stalking men along the high street, while wearing hi-vi green commando bikini top and shorts, complimented by Dr Martins Boots!! Often referred to as "Wonder Woman" - ('cos you'll wonder if she really is)!! LOL

[tonyco1]

Now now Children for the 2300th time stop your squabbling or I'll send you both to the naughty step!!!

Cheeky Boy!! - Not only are you one of the "children", you are the worst one!! LOL!!
What say you Jules?

Most definite Tony, he really is. Nothing like behaving like big kids is there. You can't beat it. lol!!

Have to say I never want to grow up.......... I met a grown up once.........BORING!!!!

That's true - not half as much fun.lol!!

And I'm expecting Tony to be a small, grey haired wrinkly old thing... Something between a walnut and and prune.............. Was going to put ugli fruit but don't know what one looks like. .... Hope he's not boring?  

Grey haired, wrinkly and old sounds about right!!!! . I hope he's not boring for you  - somehow I don't think he will be lol!!!

Sounds like he has my humour........Silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I would say you both have a similar sense of humour - weird!!!!!!!!!!!!

No weirder than yours xxxx

You lot are so bad - well I am certainly not likely to be described as small!!
I am 5'11'' Tall (pretty average these days), and prob that around the belly as well!! LOL
Wrinkly - not very!! a few laughter lines around the eyes (don't look close)!!
Grey - how hurtful!! maybe a different shade of blonde would work!!
Funny how some men are in their 50's - 60's and don't have a grey hair on their head - just how do you ''manage it'' DON!! LOL

Now the picture in my mind of Don is that of a retired micro-jockey, still suffering from that last time the horse tossed him off,??
(from the saddle to the ground of course)!!  - - jet black hair thats greased back (not a grey in sight), and living inside Sandra's handbag, never paying for a round!  Only surfacing for an occasional sizzling steak and a mythos!! LOL!!!!!

Jules is the San Stefanos Bunny Boiler stalking men along the high street, while wearing hi-vi green commando bikini top and shorts, complimented by Dr Martins Boots!! Often referred to as "Wonder Woman" - ('cos you'll wonder if she really is)!! LOL

A silent response!!

[don]

6ft    a slim 14 stone all my own hair but girth spreading at an alarming rate. Penchant for wearing dull colours like yellow. Perma-tan, obviously.

[don]

Just noticed we not past the watershed................ What exactly is a watershed? I have a garden one!!

[tonyco1]

6ft    a slim 14 stone all my own hair but girth spreading at an alarming rate. Penchant for wearing dull colours like yellow. Perma-tan, obviously.

Why can't you be 5'2'' and look like Ronnie Corbett!! and be deathly White with skin like Pastry?
You could be called " Pastry Whyte" then!! LOL

[Jules]

6ft    a slim 14 stone all my own hair but girth spreading at an alarming rate. Penchant for wearing dull colours like yellow. Perma-tan, obviously.

Why can't you be 5'2'' and look like Ronnie Corbett!! and be deathly White with skin like Pastry?
You could be called " Pastry Whyte" then!! LOL

I think you may have to use some self tan Tony to get your colour started for 17 days time to look even remotely like Don's colour lol!! Remember he will have 7 days sunning himself before you arrive as well.

[tonyco1]

6ft    a slim 14 stone all my own hair but girth spreading at an alarming rate. Penchant for wearing dull colours like yellow. Perma-tan, obviously.

Why can't you be 5'2'' and look like Ronnie Corbett!! and be deathly White with skin like Pastry?
You could be called " Pastry Whyte" then!! LOL

I think you may have to use some self tan Tony to get your colour started for 17 days time to look even remotely like Don's colour lol!! Remember he will have 7 days sunning himself before you arrive as well.

True, but I go brown very easily and quickly, I already had a slight tan just from walking the dogs!!

[don]

Young Spiros who keeps the booze flowing at the Little Prince is 21 today. You can find him on my facebook page!!!!!!

[tonyco1]

Young Spiros who keeps the booze flowing at the Little Prince is 21 today. You can find him on my facebook page!!!!!!

We'll take a "Gander" later today!!

[don]

Young Spiros who keeps the booze flowing at the Little Prince is 21 today. You can find him on my facebook page!!!!!!

We'll take a "Gander" later today!!

Who "Goosed" you? 

[tonyco1]

Young Spiros who keeps the booze flowing at the Little Prince is 21 today. You can find him on my facebook page!!!!!!

We'll take a "Gander" later today!!

Who "Goosed" you? 

Jules - can't she "Butt" out - LOL

[don]

Young Spiros who keeps the booze flowing at the Little Prince is 21 today. You can find him on my facebook page!!!!!!

We'll take a "Gander" later today!!

Who "Goosed" you? 

Jules - can't she "Butt" out - LOL

I got butted by an old goat once!

[tonyco1]

Young Spiros who keeps the booze flowing at the Little Prince is 21 today. You can find him on my facebook page!!!!!!

We'll take a "Gander" later today!!

Who "Goosed" you? 

Jules - can't she "Butt" out - LOL

I got butted by an old goat once!

Sue will not like that mentioned!! LOL