Nudie beach

[SockJockey]

We did'nt spot one nudie while on holiday i even hired a speedboat so i could go right to the end of the beach

[tonyco1]

We did'nt spot one nudie while on holiday i even hired a speedboat so i could go right to the end of the beach

Serves you right!! - the girls are definitely going to call you a Perv!! (thats usually my job!!LOL)!
However, the nudies usually wait for my holiday and spread their wares just for me!! LOL 
You must have missed Zoe, she was getting rave reviews from that end of the beach!!
Jules will be there in August and is currently preparing for the nudie beach - Known as Jules Wax - -  -
she has had a strange brazillian moustache done, plus all the hair stripped from her chest and back!!
She's doing her legs the week before she goes!
Sue usually joins her and they dress up by putting on the cheese-cutter's,
then they strut along the PROM!!! (Why do they wear the lime green Dr Martins though!!).

[Jules]

We did'nt spot one nudie while on holiday i even hired a speedboat so i could go right to the end of the beach

Serves you right!! - the girls are definitely going to call you a Perv!! (thats usually my job!!LOL)!
However, the nudies usually wait for my holiday and spread their wares just for me!! LOL 
You must have missed Zoe, she was getting rave reviews from that end of the beach!!
Jules will be there in August and is currently preparing for the nudie beach - Known as Jules Wax - -  -
she has had a strange brazillian moustache done, plus all the hair stripped from her chest and back!!
She's doing her legs the week before she goes!
Sue usually joins her and they dress up by putting on the cheese-cutter's,
then they strut along the PROM!!! (Why do they wear the lime green Dr Martins though!!).

They are so we don't get recognised lol!!!!

[tonyco1]

We did'nt spot one nudie while on holiday i even hired a speedboat so i could go right to the end of the beach

Serves you right!! - the girls are definitely going to call you a Perv!! (thats usually my job!!LOL)!
However, the nudies usually wait for my holiday and spread their wares just for me!! LOL 
You must have missed Zoe, she was getting rave reviews from that end of the beach!!
Jules will be there in August and is currently preparing for the nudie beach - Known as Jules Wax - -  -
she has had a strange brazillian moustache done, plus all the hair stripped from her chest and back!!
She's doing her legs the week before she goes!
Sue usually joins her and they dress up by putting on the cheese-cutter's,
then they strut along the PROM!!! (Why do they wear the lime green Dr Martins though!!).

They are so we don't get recognised lol!!!!

I think it worked  - - LOL!!

[zoe]

i would not spoil anyones holiday with the site of me on the nudie beach we did have a walk along the headland and there were 2 there but they had not seen any of there own bits for years both had a bit of tummy overhang thank got and all bits were covered

[tonyco1]

i would not spoil anyones holiday with the site of me on the nudie beach we did have a walk along the headland and there were 2 there but they had not seen any of there own bits for years, both had a bit of tummy overhang thank got and all bits were covered

ZOE - - - TYPO ALERT x 3!! Are you drunk tonight?? (as usual - I am told she like a tipple, usually "turps") LOL!!!
Site = Sight
there=their
Got=God

And that'll teach you to pull me to pieces, so there!! LOL
Can't wait for Jules to do the Typo Waltz tonight!!

[Jules]

i would not spoil anyones holiday with the site of me on the nudie beach we did have a walk along the headland and there were 2 there but they had not seen any of there own bits for years, both had a bit of tummy overhang thank got and all bits were covered

ZOE - - - TYPO ALERT x 3!! Are you drunk tonight?? (as usual - I am told she like a tipple, usually "turps") LOL!!!
Site = Sight
there=their
Got=God

And that'll teach you to pull me to pieces, so there!! LOL
Can't wait for Jules to do the Typo Waltz tonight!!

No waltzing from me tonight I hope lol!!!

[SueLa]

We could do the Hokey Kokey  on the beach Jules
In, Out. In, Out Shake it all about!!!!!!!!

That would keep them entertained

[Jules]

We could do the Hokey Kokey  on the beach Jules
In, Out. In, Out Shake it all about!!!!!!!!

That would keep them entertained

It would raise a right old stir lol !!

[zoe]

as long as you don't put it in when you should be taking it out

[tonyco1]

We could do the Hokey Kokey  on the beach Jules
In, Out. In, Out Shake it all about!!!!!!!!

That would keep them entertained

It would raise a right old stir lol !!

It'll raise something Jules!! LOL

[tonyco1]

as long as you don't put it in when you should be taking it out

And wash the sand off too!!! LOL!!!

[Jules]

as long as you don't put it in when you should be taking it out

Oh Zoe - you little minx lol!!!

[tonyco1]

as long as you don't put it in when you should be taking it out

Oh Zoe - you little minx lol!!!

Actually, I am rather partial to the odd little minx, so I now have between 3 to 5 little minx's to choose from!!
The trouble is you lot are all hell-cats with long claws!! LOL

[Zimmer]

We did'nt spot one nudie while on holiday i even hired a speedboat so i could go right to the end of the beach

Believe me if they were anything like the quality around the pool or on beach you were'nt missing much , why do ladies of a certain age whose [and I'm trying to be kind] butter has melted think it;s attractive to display themselves