Don -
That statement above is a little wet!, in fact that's too much of a "TAIL", I was "HOOKED" on it.
But - - I "FIN" you are joking, don't forget, we saw you on the beach "FLOUNDER"-ing around,
in your fishnet's, pink beach shoes & socks! You had a ginger - no - make that a "RED MULLET" up top and a "COD" piece.
You need to check the "SCALES" not keep drinking "GILLS" of Mythos, or you will lose that "Boyish" figure you boast about.
That's some "LINE", Perhaps you need to "FILL-ET", The only thing "FISHY" here is your story!!
PS. Have you told anyone yet - - - that you don't like fish bones and only eat fillets of fish?
Not many fillets swimming around the Ionian sea!! LOL
Now - no more "SALTY" language please, or you may find yourself "BEACHED"!!