Hmmm Let me see;
Thompsons Corfu Flight - the worlds only 6 star service.
Wonderful seats in a cramped plane, with a hard plastic back to them, to give your knees a 'real' & free massage for the entire flight.
Reserved seating at a 6 star price, but do not expect to be able to reserve an Isle and centre seat - window and centre only!
No distraction from a personal screen, no much better, a 12" TV - dropped down from the ceiling - 10 metres away!
Special charges for your cases and then the extra allowance charges.
A meal by ''Aldo Silly'', Cuisine that rivals the best restaurant in the world! (Yuk) - probably? - oh yes - at a charge! NO FREE DRINK!
Transfer - a choice of the coach about 2 hours, or your own taxi, just like Virgin Upper class, for around £110 extra.
Don't forget the Holiday insurance, special Thompsons prices for that great "Jack-up" insurance policy!
And finally if you didn't un-tick it, your charitable contibution to the planet for eco-reasons!! (How dare you fly. com!!)
What more could you ask for?