News Flash,
The by-pass will be finished soon, it is due to be opened by the Mayor of Corfu Town on the 1st July - - - er - - - 2022 that is!!
The road is actually finished, but they now cannot afford the ribbon to cut!
I suspect it actually took so long - - - because that the economy was put on the back foot owing to revelations by the new website Jimileaks.
The owner of Jimileaks is now currently in hiding in the Angola Embassy, seeking asylum, as Sweden is trying to extradite him for not being naughty enough!!
It seems they insist he finishes the job!! This is allegedly following complaints from someone called Ulrika.
Currently the wind farm debate has "hotted-up" owing to huge quantities of beans and sprouts being consumed by cliff-top dwellers whose balcony's would overlook the site.
"They must be there for a reason" voiced the editor of the Daily Snail.
The Daily Snail is currently being snubbed by the profession for failing to hack any phones at all - - it's just not teamwork!
Meanwhile Greece carries on as normal, through weekly elections, and life is actually quite good.
No one is starving, no one has jumped off high buildings, the bank cash machines all work and the tourists are flocking back -
Only Germany disapproves!
More of the latest news at 10:00pm tomorrow