San Stefanos Online ~ North West Corfu

Heello peeps, Boris here

As you say in Engerland.... How does it hanging?

Been very hard sprung and sommer here in Albania for Mr & Mrs Boris. Was meant to start new job as DJ at bar in Naffysica hotel but bad man Mr Spiros tell me he not open now? Mrs Boris has tokd me to get a jobby straight now or else she will kick me onto Albania rubbish tip.

So hopefully next week i will start work as cleaner at Athina hotel. Mr George tell me to keep my eyes away from boobiedoos round the swim pool. Hee hee. I tell him while Cat is away the Boris will play.

Are all my old friends in resort okay?
I miss Jumbo my comrade from Hull. Hull very similar to Albania.... A smelly, dirty place full of women with hairy armpits yes?

And where is Sellsy? Or Silly as i call him? Last time i saw was dancing at Romanza greek night and had to be given breathing tank hee hee.

I have new mobile phone and will try to update progress to you peeps from NW tip of Corfu so no roam price hee hee.

As we say in Tirana... Up the jumper

Very gud Forum is bak.

Nice way to pass boring hours peeling potatoes in rainy Albania

I think I was band by admin man Himbo from Ull hee hee

Hello holiday friends

Greetings from rain infested Albania.

Has been long wet winter here. Very damp and smelly just like Jumbo's Speedos. Ha ha.

Once again Boris has been offered job for summer in San Stevonas. I cannot yet reveal where work will be but will be very good for Boris .

Hope friends are okay. Hearing big Cok Tony has operations but is on the mend? Maybe I see him on nudie beach flying his kite again?

And Done from Sticky On Trent has new lady and he get married? Congratulations from all here in Tirana.

Not long now to open shutters and shout a big Boris hello to everyone even those from dodgy places like Warrington

Kaly Nachta

Hello Mr Wonkie

Please sure to come and find old friend Boris when you arrive in Curfew.

You can get the Myfhos in!

Jackeey I come to pot shop the other day. You not there. Just funny man from quiz at W3 bar. He tell me off for using mobile fone for answers. I only try to ring Mrs Biggins.

Gud evening  Mr Wonkie,  thanking you for kind welcom to this group. I think we met on rainy afternoon in bar with ginger barman who speak with silly voice and torture peeps by singing terrible love song at top of voice.
You show Mrs Boris your bouzouki I think and she impressed.
Mr Wonkie do you know my friend Scott Lofty?

Himbo I meet this Spiro man in 2008.....he keep telling me story of Greek God who wash up on beach. I think he talking about Tony Cok again

Hello Mr Himbo

So glad you are still enjoying the San Stefanos for your holiways.
I will not be smoking this summer...... veryyyyy nawty is the smoking and I give up after nearly setting fire to the petrol place in Tirana.

Do not tell Mrs Boris but I hope to be in cellar with preetty Thomson lady hee hee.

I still have t shirt you gave to me about the place called Hull? I never been there but man told me it is full of not nice peeps who smell of cod? A bit like Bentises no? Haaaaaaaa ha

When you come to Korfu? I hear Tony Cok is coming over in May and he has lost his belly? Too much tickle & slap with Mrs Cok no?

I hope to see regular peeps and friends across summer. I hope the bee keeper man does not hire quaddy bicycle. He too told now, he think he is Steve The Queen in Escape to Victory film?

Anyway must go as I am coooking the turnip soup. Is delicacy is Alabania.

Bye the bye