I once saw a classic.........
Hotel had policy that if anyone left their towels on beds unattended before 9am they removed them!
German guy turns up, 'saves' 2 beds at around 8.20am and goes to breakfast.
Pool boy turns up around 8.30am, removes German guys towels and takes them to the towel hut
English couple turn up around 8.40am and spot aforementioned (now empty) beds and put their towels down and sit on them.
German guy returns around 9.15am and due to lack of common language thinks English guy has stolen his towels and beds!!!
Cue heated argument resulting in other holiday makers having to seperate them!
One of THE funniest things I've ever witnessed on hols!!!!!